Members Login
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: Married?

Celestial Moderator

Status: Offline
Posts: 367

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "

I have a better idea," she replied" Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married. "

"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.


Global Moderator

Status: Offline
Posts: 639

LOL  Good One!!!



Status: Offline
Posts: 361


Page 1 of 1  sorted by
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to

Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse
Powered by ActiveBoard