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Here's Your Sign!


I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog - and was in line to check out.  
 
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........
 
Duh!?!
 
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of m y orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
 
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
 
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
 
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.
 
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.
 
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

 

 

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I got this from a friend of mine the other day.  I laughed so hard.  Too FUNNY!!!

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I need to try this. too funny



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Okay Tami - here's your dare but I want it on tape!!!!  ROFLMAO

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I'll be at walmart tomorrow with my bbrother, i would love to do this to him..

we are going there to get stuff for a big bonfire/cookout tomorrow night..he would crap his pants if i did ths.



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Priceless!!!!  I hope you do it.  It would be hilarious.

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bbrother and I are still getting to know each other. he doesnt know that I have a sick sense of humor.

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Oh my he's in for a real treat!!!!!  lol

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yes he is lol

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lol

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I couldnt play the joke on him, because bobby went to walmart before we got there.

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BUMMER!!!  But I'm sure that one of us will find a prime time to do this.  Hmmm - maybe I'll do it next time I take my kid to Walmart!!!  He'd freak out!!  ROFLMAO  There's mom telling people about her dog food diet.  He's just die!!!  I got to do this. 

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