Why call then hot water heaters if the water is already hot?
Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra?
Why do people go to Burger King and Order a Double Whopper with a Large French Fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke?
People seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. What are they doing? Cramming for finals?
Energizer Bunny arrested charged with battery.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
