Grins and Giggles

Duchie · Duchie

The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is Open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that Should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend...

StarryNight · StarryNight

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the upper bunk a...

StarryNight · StarryNight

This had me in stitches laughing because it is oohhhh ssoooo true! ~L Subject: Consumer Maxi Pad Letter Date: Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:23:58 +0000 It says it's a real letter...don't know, but even if not, it's funny. This is an actual letter sent to Proctor and Gamble from Wendi Aarons, Austin, TX, regardin...

StarryNight · StarryNight

All things will one day be explained. The Japanese have revealed a mystery for us. How does the small arrow on your computer monitor work when your move the mouse? Haven't you ever wondered how it works? Now, through the miracle of high technology, we can see how it's done. With the aid of a screen magnif...

StarryNight · StarryNight

Why call then hot water heaters if the water is already hot? Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why do they re...

Trina Marie · Trina Marie

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother re...

StarryNight · StarryNight

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN

Trina Marie · Trina Marie

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull offa Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old sonin the apartment was to send him out on the balconyand tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.The boy began his commentary as his parents put theirplan into operation. "The...

StarryNight · StarryNight

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog - and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!?! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I&...

Trina Marie · Trina Marie

Humor is something we PNW'ers need in the middle of January ... The Pacific Northwest According To Jeff Foxworthy 1. You know the state flower (Mildew). 2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash. 3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means 4. You know more...

Trina Marie · Trina Marie

During a commercial airline flight a Navy Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered h...

Trina Marie · Trina Marie

As an Eastern Washington trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street....

Trina Marie · Trina Marie

An infamous killer is on death row. He is allowed one last meal an hour before he dies. So the guy asks if he can have his favorite food. He wants Mexican. The guards give him what he wants. An hour goes by and it is time for his death. One guard as...

Trina Marie · Trina Marie

Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A: The old drunk, of course; the other three don't...

Trina Marie · Trina Marie

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the g...

heatherb · heatherb

IF you are 30 or near it, you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning .. uphill BOTH ways . through year 'round... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Trina Marie · Trina Marie

Father and Son A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, “Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind.” The boy said, “Dad, I'm over here.”

tami · tami

'Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while upstairs the family continued to snore. And I in my T-sh...

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	The Hormone Guide (Preview) The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is Open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that Should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend...	Duchie	0	1488	May 19, 2008 by Duchie
	Married? (Preview) A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the upper bunk a...	StarryNight	2	1049	Sep 2, 2007 by tami
	Consumer Maxi Pad Letter (Preview) This had me in stitches laughing because it is oohhhh ssoooo true! ~L Subject: Consumer Maxi Pad Letter Date: Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:23:58 +0000 It says it's a real letter...don't know, but even if not, it's funny. This is an actual letter sent to Proctor and Gamble from Wendi Aarons, Austin, TX, regardin...	StarryNight	1	1058	Sep 2, 2007 by Duchie
	Your PC arrow (Preview) All things will one day be explained. The Japanese have revealed a mystery for us. How does the small arrow on your computer monitor work when your move the mouse? Haven't you ever wondered how it works? Now, through the miracle of high technology, we can see how it's done. With the aid of a screen magnif...	StarryNight	0	1060	Aug 2, 2007 by StarryNight
	Hmm?? (Preview) Why call then hot water heaters if the water is already hot? Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why do they re...	StarryNight	1	1071	Apr 6, 2007 by Duchie
	Flat Belly (Preview) A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother re...	Trina Marie	1	1178	Apr 6, 2007 by Duchie
	Dear Lord (Preview) Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN	StarryNight	3	1096	Feb 23, 2007 by Trina Marie
	Balcony View (Preview) Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull offa Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old sonin the apartment was to send him out on the balconyand tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.The boy began his commentary as his parents put theirplan into operation. "The...	Trina Marie	1	1128	Jan 31, 2007 by Duchie
	Here's Your Sign! (Preview) I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog - and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!?! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I&...	StarryNight	11	1470	Jan 24, 2007 by Duchie
	Humor is something we PNW'ers need in the middle of January ... (Preview) Humor is something we PNW'ers need in the middle of January ... The Pacific Northwest According To Jeff Foxworthy 1. You know the state flower (Mildew). 2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash. 3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means 4. You know more...	Trina Marie	1	1076	Jan 17, 2007 by Duchie
	Gum (Preview) During a commercial airline flight a Navy Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered h...	Trina Marie	3	1186	Jan 11, 2007 by shirley rohr
	Eastern Washington trucker (Preview) As an Eastern Washington trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street....	Trina Marie	5	1022	Jan 11, 2007 by shirley rohr
	Death by Mexican (Preview) An infamous killer is on death row. He is allowed one last meal an hour before he dies. So the guy asks if he can have his favorite food. He wants Mexican. The guards give him what he wants. An hour goes by and it is time for his death. One guard as...	Trina Marie	3	1147	Jan 8, 2007 by shirley rohr
	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer (Preview) Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A: The old drunk, of course; the other three don't...	Trina Marie	2	1094	Jan 8, 2007 by shirley rohr
	Medical Distinctions (Preview) We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the g...	Trina Marie	0	980	Jan 6, 2007 by Trina Marie
	These kids nowdays...! (Preview) IF you are 30 or near it, you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning .. uphill BOTH ways . through year 'round... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>	heatherb	3	1135	Jan 6, 2007 by dafeedil
	Father and Son (Preview) Father and Son A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, “Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind.” The boy said, “Dad, I'm over here.”	Trina Marie	2	957	Dec 27, 2006 by Duchie
	The day after christmas. (Preview) 'Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while upstairs the family continued to snore. And I in my T-sh...	tami	3	1026	Dec 27, 2006 by Trina Marie
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